(Source: moncriss, via franc0wh0re)
- You: Davos?
- Stranger: que?
- You: Men mock you as the Onion Knight
- You: You'll be my hand
- Stranger: que?
- You: COME WITH ME AND TAKE THIS CITY
- Stranger: no habla
- Stranger: tu gringo
- You: I SAID THE WORDS, DAMN YER
- You: I BURNED THE IDOLS
- Stranger: r u crazy
- You: THE IRON THRONE IS MINE BY RIGHT
- Your conversational partner has disconnected.
(Source: hootchmagootch, via franc0wh0re)
His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti
(via hobbitsintheshire)
STANNIS BARATHEON’S KICK-ASS GOING TO WAR MIX TAPE
By Stannis Baratheon, Rightful King of the Seven Kingdoms of Westeros—-
{1.} HYUNA | Bubble Pop!
(Ooh boy) 거품처럼 거짓 맘을
{2.} THE B’52S | Rock Lobster
Everyone had matching towels{3.}TALKING HEADS | Psycho Killer
I hate people when they’re not polite
{4.} LIMP BIZKIT | Break Stuff
It’s all about the he-says, she-says bullshit{5.} HANSON | Mmm Bop
When you get old and start losing your hair
{6.} PRIMAL SCREAM | Rocks
Johnny ain’t so crazy
{7.} ANITA WARD | Ring My Bell
Now did you really miss me?{8.} LADY GAGA | Teeth
Don’t be scared. I’ve done this before
{9.} HAWKSLEY WORKMAN | Stay Drunk & Keep Fucking
Baby, baby, there’s no-one left to trust
{10.} SHAGGY | Mister Boombastic
Gee wheeze baby please
{11.} MARVIN GAYE | Let’s Get It On
We’re all sensitive people
{12.} D-REAM | Things Can Only Get Better
I got my personal health to deal with
{13.} ABBA | Waterloo
Oh yeah, and I have met my destiny in quite a similar way—-
(via cerseibluth)
(Source: sealegs, via franc0wh0re)
i’m not illegally downloading stuff
i’m an ironborn i take what i need
(via cerseibluth)
(Source: jimmybanh, via cerseibluth)
- Television: In the criminal justice system--
- Me: SEXUALLY-BASED DEFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN